I know that women often complain about the number of things you have to do get male attention, the high heels, the pantyhose, the makeup, but let me tell you, it's even worse if you're a man. Because if you're a man you don't know what to do. That's why we're building bridges, climbing mountains, exploring uncharted territories. You think we want to do these things? Nobody wants to build a bridge. It's really, really hard! Designing rockets flying off into space. I guarantee you, every astronaut when he comes back from space, goes up to a girl and goes: "So, did you see me up there?"
Juno MacGuff: I'm losing my faith in humanity. Mac MacGuff: Think you can narrow it down for me? Juno MacGuff: I guess I wonder sometimes if people ever stay together for good. Mac MacGuff: You mean like couples? Juno MacGuff: Yeah, like people in love. Mac MacGuff: Are you having boy troubles? I gotta be honest; I don't much approve of dating in your condition, 'cause well... that's kind of messed up. Juno MacGuff: Dad, no! Mac MacGuff: Well, it's kind of skanky. Isn't that what you girls call it? Skanky? Skeevy? Juno MacGuff: Please stop now. Mac MacGuff: [persisting] Tore up from the floor up? Juno MacGuff: Dad, it's not about that. I just need to know if it's possible for two people to stay happy together forever, or at least for a few years. Mac MacGuff: It's not easy, that's for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for 10 years now and I'm proud to say that we're very happy. [Juno nods] Mac MacGuff: In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with. Juno MacGuff: I sort of already have. Mac MacGuff: Well, of course! You're old D-A-D! You know I'll always be there to love and support you no matter what kind of pickle you're in... Obviously
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